Abed's movies

Black Mirror

2011-12-08T11:41:00.000-08:00

Black Mirror is not for you ! You don't deserve it !
You can't even begin to imagine how many hours did Charlie Brooker spend in his small dark room watching TV, having only his self-loathing to cuddle with. You don't even know that he tilted his TV screen to one side so that the mindless gibberish would pass effortlessly to his brain.

After this ataraxia passed you would expect him to be a mad psychopath that wanted a Dantesque revenge on everything that breathes. Well... You would be right.

After wiping the screen and news, Brooker decided to polish some of his perverted little ideas and turn them into something worth watching. Nathan Barley and Dead Set ( better than any limping dead US shows) were immediate cult hits but not enough to convince the stale suits.

Black Mirror promises to do just that. The political & social satire will please the hipsters, the influx of technology will draw the coveted young demographic, all culminating in a C4 explosion of awesomeness !
The first episode shocked me with it's sublime absurdity... and in today's Gaga-esque... that cand be called art.

*The first 3 episodes are out but I'm hungry for more. I want to hog them all up !

My Dinner with Andre

2011-03-28T10:45:00.000-07:00

As Shrek would of said : the movie it's like an onion : it has layers ! so sit down and enjoy this great piece of literature before an ass comes around and tells you it stinks....

When I think about it...it's not a movie, it's something more than that: it's life !?! 2 guys in a restaurant may sound gay-ishly boring...but I guarantee this is more than inspiring.

Andre's words transcend time... this conversation ( kind of a monologue) could very well happen today. I remember the part in which he says that we are all robots in a coma...and we wake up for brief periods of time.....this guy was old-school non sex addict Charlie Sheen.

The movie talks about the meaning of life and other philosophical thins...so in order to get all it's juice out you should watch it severel times.

I don't yet have a rating system ...but I strongly recommend you see it....but don't take my word for it...The Simpsons, Woody Allen and Community referenced the movie in one way or another..

Abed's movies

2011-03-27T13:21:00.000-07:00

Well, not just movies...tv shows too...and all kind of video material widely availabile on the interwebs ( thx sxephil )
As you must have figuried out...I will be writing in the language of all things movie related : english.Because i don't know any grammar my reviews will be full of mistakes...so try to focus on what I want to say...not how I write it.
Besides...english gives me laods of possible new viewers ( I'm talking about you asian person....I'm better than your tentacle porn ! )

So lets get it on ya'll ! i would of liked to make video reviews but first I would like to make a fools of myself without you knowing who I am ;)